Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you

Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what is I should do
It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face
Lose control and I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


[Chorus:]
Well, you started out with nothing
And you're proud you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"


[Repeat Chorus]

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you


Here I am, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you