Now today class, the topic of the day is
Boys, pretend they're men but they're just
Boys, they're always scratching on their

Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

Tell me Rebeca, what do you know about boys?

Boys are ^^&$#* in the morning

Then they tell me that they love me
Then I give them what they want
They always take me shopping

Boys will play it like James Dean
Dressing slick and talking 'bout
Misbehave, I'll go to school

To kick their $$# like I'm their mother

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just

Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

You, there in the front row, how about you
What do you know about boys?
Would you like to share it with the class?


If you looked down my boyfriend's brain
You would see it's kind of roomy

There's some balls and there's a sausage
I was pointing at my boobies
But don't get too complicated

These big words are far too quick
You must learn to just be patient
Cause he's thinking with his


I, yes, I want somebody to love
Guess I gotta try to put up

With the boys or I could turn gay
No, that's okay


So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play

Now, that's okay

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just

Boys, they're always scratching on their
Toys, well let me tell you something
Bout boys, bout boys, bout boys, bout boys

So, to sum up today's lesson

Boys, they might have sexy muscles

Or a shiny Lamborghini
But it's probably compensated
For an eeny teeny weenie

Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie
Eeny teeny weenie, eeny teeny weenie


So, if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys, just use 'em for play

Just use them to play with

They're really cute

They're not really good for that much but
They can like run around and you know
You can kind of get down with them

And they're kind of furry and
They kind of smell but sometimes they
Boys are, boys are okay

Parts of them, parts of them are okay