We're all alone on the stage tonight
We've been told we're not afraid of you
We know all our lines so well, ah-ha

We've said them so many times
Time and time again
Line and line again


Ooh yeah you're amazing
We think you're incredible

You say we're fantastic
But still we don't head the bill


Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable


When the actor reaches his death
You know it's not for real



He just holds his breath
But he always dives too soon

Too fast to save himself

He'll never make the screen

He'll never make "The Sweeney"
Be that movie queen
He's too busy hitting the vaseline


Ooh yeah you're amazing
We think you are really cool

We'd give you a part my love
But you'd have to play the fool


Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable