Im crazy with this razor with this razor Im crazy
With this crazor Im razy razor crazed Im crazy
(ok Im re-loaded) go bring jay-z

(tell them him ima ghostwrite for him) over dres beats
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (ahhh)

Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didnt take nothing (thanks)

Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles cause I was pickin strange places to aim from
(mad rapper man I bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window shady)

(ahhhh) pay me

(madd rapper)

Psych no way $#&@ed up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (wait wait wait)
Im a crazy motha$#&@a might shoot me a fed

Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco see me pumpin gas at your local sunoco

Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles then run from po po


Chorus (2x)
Life stinks we dont give a $#&@ son we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs we crazy

$#&@ wild hos and bust slugs we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy slim shady is (crazy)


(madd rapper)
Yo yo I wish Id been aborted
My pockets got a shortage

Everything I wanna floss I cant afford it
Im tryin to sell a o my pops tryin to snort it
My daughters babysitter is about to be deported

Im mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still %#@!s on the rugs (God dammit spike)
Feeling kinda crazy now I just might flip out

Slim shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out like...
(eh.... oh... dude... that %#@!s crazy man... oohhhh..... this is
Incredible... ohhh....)

$#&@ that slim keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and u need some help word


(eminem)
I got a beautiful wife kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone

Im straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you eight stitches what Im gay cause I hate (*##$es
!@%* dont be nice to me Ive had it with girls

And Ill still be mad at the world even if it apoligized to me (sorry)
Youre hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his $#&@in brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse

Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
Im sicker than boy george picturin michael jackson

In little boys drawers shoppin at toy stores **whistling**
Shady said it shady meant it I stay demented
Ill throw a stroller at u with a baby in it

Go ahead pull the plug think I wont smack you
I just dropped a $#&@in pill mom dont vacuum