You say that you're watching the birds out the window
Well I've got a bird you can watch
You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs

Just to see if my dishes are washed
What's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon
and I've traded my iced tea for scotch


Keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

Nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer


You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair
Or whose underwear's on the line
It ain't mine

I ain't gonna ask whose been mowing your grass
So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine
Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes

Get your nose out of your many blinds

Keep your two cents on your side of the fence

Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
There ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer


Don't ask me if I go to church
I won't ask if your husband's still out of work

Try and claim high society
We get our mail on the same side of the street


So keep your two cents on your side of the fence
Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors
There ain't nothing to see here

Go back to your trailer
There ain't nothing to see here
Go back to your trailer