I heard you had to drive him home after 2 umbrella drinks, I heard he's
gotta Prius cuz he's into bein green.
My buddy said he saw yall eatin that Sushi stuff, baby that dont sound like

you that dont sound like love...it sounds like it suckcs
he cant even bait a hook, he cant even skin a buck; he dont know who Jack
Daniels is, aint ever drove a truck knows how to throw out a line, but not

the kinda in a field and stream book. no darling i aint even worried youll
come runnin back he cant even bait a hook.
Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down. has he took

you to meet his Mama back in his hometown. Does he drive the interstate, or
does he take them back roads. Can he melt your heart with a country song
every good ole boy should know? I didnt think so...

He cant even bait a hook, he cant even skin a buck; he dont know who Jack
Daniels is, aint ever drove a truck knows how to throw out a line, but not
the kinda in a field and stream book. no darling i aint even worried youll

come runnin back he cant even bait a hook.
It wont be that long before you start gettin bored. ill be smilin on the
river reelin in one more...

He cant even bait a hook, he cant even skin a buck; Hell he dont know who
Jack Daniels is, aint ever drove a truck knows how to throw out a line, but
not the kinda in a field and stream book. no darling i aint even worried

youll come runnin back he cant even bait a hook.
no baby i aint even worried, He cant even bait a hook.