"Kiss my $$#!" I said
and I threw my drink
Tequila trickling

Down his business suit
Must be the Irish blood
Fight before you think

Turn it now
You can't cowtow
You can't undo it

It's his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over

Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon


An angry man is just an angry man
But an angry woman

(*##$!
I had to ask him for a helping hand
It came with the heart

Of a Bonaparte
Of a frozen fish
It's his town

And that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon

He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over
Like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon


Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon, lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead balloon

It's his town

and that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead balloon

He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over
Like a lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon

Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon