Yo...
MC confusing...
WTF 3 mother $#&@ers.

Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on deck every day normal guy

[everyday normal guy
Everyday normal guy
here to get the track started

My average lyrics are between
genius and !@$!ed
I drink tap water

and watch all the CSIs
I put my 30 dollar pants on
on leg at a time

Sleep 8 hours a night
eat 3 meals a day
I'm mother$#&@ing content

I got no reason to complain
I have a roof over my head
and I got clothes on my back

My verse is done it wasn't great
but hey it wasn't that bad


[MC uses time machines irresponsibly]
Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly
Went back and found Jusad Iscariot in 33 AD

Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973

Then I travelled in time to the night that I was concieved
Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO)


[MC nausious]
MC Nausious up in this mother $#&@er

I don't feel so hot %#@!
I think that I am gonna [bluurg]
Why'm I so sick, what I eat

Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right)

[MC @@#! blocks himself]

MC @@#! blocks himself, hey girl what's up
You so sexy we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne

By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS

[MC necrophiliac]

MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at
Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
Decomposing bodies are [they're?] my favourite aphrodesiac

Flatlining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
My turn ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide

If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score


[talking, Zombie chorus guy]
Wait a minute... no! no!!! NO!!!
[singing]

-You have to be kidding me
What the $#&@ is going on
-This cannot be happening

I don't wanna do this any more
-This must be a bad dream
Leave me alone

-Why am I still singing?
I mother $#&@ing killed myself


[MC gets sidetracked easily]
Yo!
MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy

By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy
My favourite show is Dexter that guy is also in 6 feet-
under my first experience with death I was just 16

My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
Its freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday
Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say?


[MC who couldn't speak in the present tense]
I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense
I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
It would've been difficult, people $$#umed I was a !@$!
I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard


[MC constipation]
Yo I'm MC constipation
It has been 3 days since
My last bowell movement

I'm starting to get impatient
Spend hours on the toilet
Yet nothing never comes out of it
Intestines like polititions
They're constantly full of %#@!

I wish my bowell movements
where a little more like my rhymes
Always smooth and free-flowing
It would save me a lot of time
Push for hours with no result
Not even a brown brussel sprout

My %#@!'s like a gay republican
It's not planning on coming out

[MC ]
Yo I'm MC invisible
You can't see me
The only rapper in this industry

that can't be seen
With the naked eye
I won't lie
It's hard to get a fanbase
When image is everything
And I litterally don't have a face


[MC on the phone with Ted Danson]
I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson
Keep it down
Just skip to the next verse
I'm on the phone with ted Danson
Not now
hold on ted

I don't wanna be in this song anymore
Leave me alone
This is more important
I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone

[MC confusing]
Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song

Like a plasticine high fiving [high five and] a helicopter thong
I got richochet highlitghts from the fleet fox's knife guy
We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life

[MC zombie chorus guy]
-Maybe this isn't so bad
Better than my last job

-Taking it in the $$# for cash
20 bucks a pop
-Maybe things will turn around
Being a zombie's pretty cool
-Things couldn't get worse anyhow
*get's tackled by MC necrophiliac*
[talking]
MC necrophiliac: Yeah that's right uuhh. *undoing fly/zipper* Oh you're gonna get it you little dead (*##$.
Chorus Guy: No! No! Ahh! *getting raped* ow ow, I spoke to soon
MC WCSITPT: UUGH! That used to be so gross!
MC Nausious: It's just a guy having sex with a dead body. There's nothing [BLURG]
MC invisible: Dude! you just puked all over me!
MC Nausious: sorry
MC constipation: That's a good idea, I should get an enema
MC @@#!-blocks himself: Enemas, puke, guys having sex with dead bodies... you ready to go back to my place [girl: uugh *walks off*] What am I doing wrong?
MC fatigue: *wakes up* Did I miss anything?

Diegolò

Thanks to TKYSAN