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Jon Lajoie lyrics : "I Kill People"

Did you miss me
Oooh, yeah
What, what

MC ##&*%$'s right back in this (*##$
Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song
Still not loving police

Still got love for the ##&*%$l crease
Player haters beware, because


Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
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Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
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Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at
You think you can front with me, you better watch your back

Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible"

I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones"
I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up
Old people burning, old people burning

That's kinda messed up
What, what, you got a problem with this
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist

Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts
I-i mean I'll punch your nuts

Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A.


Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow

Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns
Pow


If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face and down his throat

'Cos I don't give a $#&@, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist
Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money

You can't afford expensive things 'cos you don't have a lot of money
Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them
That means that you're not cool, 'cos you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
I have more money than you do
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people

You can't even afford food
When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have !@($s 'cos my ^&@#$ is so big

Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of @@#!, the Albert Einstein of dick
I'm the Beatles of###shots, the Mozart of huge balls

The Anne Frank of erections
No... that's inappropriate
Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight

Like an extra large condom on my ^&@#$, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption"
They're really good


Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns

Pow
Guns don't kill people, uh uh
I kill people with guns

Pow

I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed

But it's probably around seven... thousand
Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side
C to the anada, (*##$
Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things
Cooking, cleaning, ##&*%$s and their sisters' ##&*%$s

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