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Jon Lajoie lyrics : "Fuck Everything"

Yo, other rappers claim to not give a $#&@Well, step aside, (*##$esCause I give the lowest amount of $#&@ humanly possible(I don't give a $#&@)About anything, $#&@ everyone and $#&@ everything(I don't give a $#&@)I literally don't give a $#&@ about anythingI don't give a $#&@ about mother$#&@in' anythingPeople care about %#@!, I say, "$#&@ everything"$#&@ you, $#&@ me, $#&@ the sky, $#&@ trees$#&@ the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin DAnd $#&@ toasters, I don't need to cook my breadAnd $#&@ coasters, I use a little plate insteadAnd $#&@ roosters, with your useless @@#!-a-doodle-dooWe invented alarm clocks, we no longer need youDon't give a $#&@ about chairs, I prefer to standAnd $#&@ air conditioners, I got a ceiling fanAnd $#&@ the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes"Demolition Man's" the only Snipes movie I likeAnd $#&@ likin' %#@!, I don't even like the stuff that I likeDon't give a $#&@ about not likin' all the %#@! I don't likeLike tissues, $#&@ 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couchAnd $#&@ my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouthDon't give a $#&@ about seeing, (*##$, $#&@ my eyes$#&@ visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blindAnd $#&@ time, seconds are too short and minutes are a jokeAnd hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at mostAnd $#&@ coasts, don't give a $#&@ about where water meets landAnd $#&@ boats, just cause you float, you think you're so $#&@in' bad?And $#&@ jokes, I don't need to be funny all the timeMy dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but(I don't give a $#&@)About anything, $#&@ everyone and $#&@ everything(I don't give a $#&@)I literally don't give a $#&@ about anythingWalked into a coffeeshop and ordered a cupThe girl said, "small, medium, large?" I said, "(*##$, I don't give a$#&@!"She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a $#&@, alright?!"Don't give a $#&@ about beverage size options, mother$#&@erAnd I don't give a $#&@ about liquids eitherThey're all wet and %#@! and tend to spill all over the placeLike human !@&( when I get it all over my faceI'm not gay, I just don't give a $#&@ about straight sexAnd $#&@ my dick, I'll pee and### out of my mouth insteadAnd $#&@ biological functions, $#&@ the human bodyI prefer the body of bat and the head of a coyoteI call myself "Batyodi" and I fight crime at nightI know it's similar to Batman, but mother$#&@ copyrightI plagiarize all the time, I do it everydayCause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this wayAnd $#&@ birth, enterin' the world of space and time is a (*##$Searchin' for purpose in the random universe sucks dickIs it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?Did I choose to not give a $#&@ about ice cube trays?If I want ice, I'll go to the $#&@in' corner store and buy a bagFillin' you up and waitin' for the water to freeze is a mother$#&@in' dragYou know what? $#&@ the word $#&@, I don't need to use itI'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus(I don't give a chainsaw)About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything(I don't give a chainsaw)I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anythingIf there were a contest to see who doesn't give a $#&@ the mostI wouldn't win cause I don't give a $#&@ about winnin', yoAnd don't even give a $#&@ about not givin' a $#&@So I do give a $#&@ - wait, what?(I give a $#&@)About everything, I love everyone and care 'bout everything(I give a $#&@)I literally care about every mother$#&@in' thing

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