I thought maybe I'd find a friend
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
Have a great conversation with a stranger

On the other side of the world

Or maybe learn something new

About a culture or a place
Connect with another human being
But every time I press new game


All I see is
Guys jerking off

Guys jerking off
Just ^&@#$es and @@#!s
And guys jerking them off


Hold on
This guy's not jerking off

Maybe he's like me
And he just wants to talk
Hi, how are you?


"Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of ''cum''"