Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens

That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog

I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound


Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy

I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky


Egg-suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound