Sung to the tune of The Village People's "YMCA"

Young man puts the girl on her back

and says "spread 'em"
Sticks his nose in her crack
since she let him

Took his very first whiff
He went sniff sniff
sniff sniff sniff sniff


YMCA
Her #~!!@ smelled just

like the YMCA
His fingers felt
just like a tuna melt

all day

YMCA

Her #~!!@ smelled just
like the YMCA
Now don't you girls get mad

cause you smell so bad
I'll knock ya to your knees
with my fermunda cheese


Oh YMCA, cha cha cha