John Valby lyrics : "Supercalifragilistic"
Everytime I lick your butt
it gives me halitosis
Everytime you fart into my
face it makes me nauseous
Do I wear a rubber on my tongue
or am I just being cautious
One day when I was pumpin' iron
at the local gym
Some people said my pecker
looked just like another limb
I didn't get so big and long
from all that iron pumpin'
I tied the chord around it once
when I went bungee jumpin'
I dated Dolly Parton once
I barely got a hard-on
Her legs were way too skinny
and her $$# had all that lard on
Something happened when I
started playin' with her knockers
My pecker popped up twice as high
like Orville Redenbacher
Too healthy with my impotence
I turned to modern science
My wife got so excited when
she saw the new appliance
Livin' with a nymphomaniac
is kinda hectic
My penile implant's stimulator
is General Electric
GE we bring good things to life
When Ross Perot $#&@s with wife
he doesn't do it thoroughly
Just before she's gonna come
the !@$( pulls out early
Now he's in the race to stay
not just to test the waters
Unless of course the press picks on
his other !@() (*##$ daughters
I had a dream the other night
I had a special vision
I saw Jim Bakker getting butt$#&@ed
in a federal prison
I also saw 2 old ladies
rollin' on the floor
It was Leona Helmsley
eating out Zsa Zsa Gabor
A super hero's had an orgy
had everyone's dick throbbin'
Spider man was butt$#&@ed by
that !@$) boy wonder Robin
Supergirl and Wonderwoman
both took off their girdles
Got on their knees and
butt$#&@ed Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles
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