Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?

said the fair young maiden

Well


Open the door ya $#&@in' !@^%
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

Open the door ya $#&@in' !@^%
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?

said the fair young maiden

Well


To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?

said the fair young maiden

Well


It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?

said the fair young maiden

Well


It's only me grass to tickle your $$#
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

It's only me grass to tickle your $$#
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?

said the fair young maiden

Well


It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?

said the fair young maiden

Well


He'll go to sea and $#&@ like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

He'll go to sea and $#&@ like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor


What if we should have a girl...

Well we'll dig a ditch and bury the (*##$

said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll dig a ditch and bury the (*##$
said Barnacle Bill the sailor

What if Ma and Pa should come home early?

What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
(and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor)
said the fair young maiden


Well

I'll $#&@ your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I'll $#&@ your Ma and blow your Pa

said Barnacle Bill the sailor