She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
Margueritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks patron

Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off


She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off


She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink


She don't mean nothin'
She's just havin' fun

Tomorrow she say oh wat have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off