I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But your face don't look too clear

So, Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew
Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw.


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Why don't we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you

They say you are a snuff queen, Honey, I don't think that's
true
So, why don't we get drunk and screw.


[Instrumental]


[Chorus]