Let me tell you now he sips, he quips
Dreams a lot about sailing ships
Wants to throw it all away

Wants to have it back someday

Love's fool, Sears tool

Wants to win that football pool
Spend it on some real good grass
Disappearing oh so fast


Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation
Free and easy, warm and breezy

Overnight sensation

I got house pets, Learjets

Tryin' to learn about bassinettes
Oh Miss Piggy dance with me
Let me take you to the sea


Dreamsicle, big dill pickle
High school honeys sure were fickle

I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam

Won't you tell my story, pain and glory, guess my occupation

Free and easy, warm and breezy
Overnight sensation


Let me tell you now he sips, he quips
Dreams a lot about sailing ships
I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam

I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabama