Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
Go f-u-c-k yourself baby
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me

The critics and the press agree
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e

Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
Uh huh - what? - yeah!


Slide my panties off in your lamborghini
Tmz just saw my coochie like i was britney
Be flo rida an spin me right round round

But don't try to bite me like chris brown
Make my bottle pop like a #~!!@cat doll
Smoked out michael phelps and won a gold medal


Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
Call me f-a-g, (*##$ please!

Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
You can l-i-c-k my #~!!@
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me

I'm the h-o-t-s-h-i-t
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
Uh huh - what? - yeah!


Flashed my taint ohh! does it turn you on?
Gave lil wayne a skirt an some pom poms

They all go lady gaga over my throat skills
Gave zac efron my poker face & left him with chills
And 3oh! 3 warned me not to trust you hoes

Sucked off kanye west now i'm one of the bros

Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me

I'm beautiful, effortlessly
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
I gotta p.h.d. in !@$)gotry

Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
I s-u-c-k perfectly
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me

It's a crime to look so pre-pretty
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
If you want my peaches, shake my tree

Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
I l-o-v-e violently
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me

I'm cuter then hello kitty
Ain't no (*##$ who can do it like me
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e