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JASON MRAZ lyrics : "Dream Life Of Rand McNally"

Who is he, Mr. Rand McNally? Who , who is he?
Well, I had I dream that mystery was me, now who else could I
be?


'Cause I dreamed I went to England and met the Spice girls there
for tea

They lost one more they're down from four to my favourite number
of three
But they're still quite spicy as the orange flavour

And oh so nice to do me the favour and lick my icing under the
table now
But I gotta leave town Mr. Nally,

Just as scary spice was about to go down on me
And don't ask how Mr. Nally and give up the towel Mr. Nally and
run.


I dreamed I went to Singapore got bored and robbed a liquor
store

What for? Nobody knows I only took a couple of Marlboros
Oh that was all they needed and the criminal was soon
defeated

And now in jail I'm waiting for my punishment of caning
But I gotta think fast Mr. Nally, watch your $$#, say wake up
and laugh and run


Better Mr run, Mr rand, Mr Mac, Mr. Nally
Mr run, Mr man, you got the knack for the rally and run.


I had a chance to visit the north pole but it was way too cold
to smoke

Oh my nose was freezing I should could use some coughing and
wheezing
So I tried it anyway and the place went up in flames

How was I suppose to know you could catch fire to the snow
Oh lord way to go Mr. Nally, way to go, oh now you're melting
the poles mr nally so run.


I jumped ship in NYC then headed south to Washington DC
Didn't think I'd go there but played some shows there fancy

lucky me
And it is really slow there with our new president on TV
Too many politicians and liberal Christians they're all set out

for me
Oh my, cast your vote Mr. Nally, castrate your vote, no you
don't, Mr. Nally


I thumbed a ride across the prairie, I got hitched in Vegas,
yeah, I got married

To a lady who loved me she thought it's be funny to gamble all
my money
And I got stranded without my clothes, a little bit of fear and

loathing heart attack
I got chased by the rat pack once in a flashback, singing viva
Las Vegas.

Singing viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas, singing viva Las
Vegas


I settled down in San Diego and smoked a joint with java Joe
And with a grin he took me in spilling coffee on his chin
And I played my show there, I met my (*##$es and ho's there

And with my holy ho they kindly let me shake my tail there
But one more thing before I go there's never been any place like
this home

For once in a lifetime maybe I'd be foolish not to stay
I gotta get away, running to play, say what can I say
C'est, c'est c'est la vie

C'est c'esat c'est la, la vie
C'est la vie

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