One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you

Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall


And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall

Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice

When she was just small

When men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you've just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know


When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead

And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:

"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head"