Take a look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water

Like to see america
See the girls in california
Im hoping its going to come true

But theres not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast

Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have em in texas
Cos everyones a millionaire


Im a winner, Im a sinner
Do you want my autograph

Im a loser, what a joker
Im playing my jokes upon you
While theres nothing better to do


Dont you look at my girlfriend
Shes the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot


Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see america
See the girls in california

Im hoping its going to come true
But theres not a lot I can do