I used to lead a quiet life
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many floors

I don't do that any more

Hello my friends

Is everybody happy?
Hey look me over
Lend me an ear

I'm a conservative

I like the small black marks on my hands

I'm a conservative
I like the crazy girls that I screw
Hey I know them all well


And when I run out of bread I laugh
All the way to the bank

Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism ain't no easy job


I smile in the mornings
I live without a care
Nothing is denied me

And nothing ever hurts

I got bored so I'm making my millions

When you're conservative you get a better break
You're always on the rigltt side
When you're conservative


You walk with pride
Pride is on your side

Pride pride pride
Is on our side
Oh boy

Pride is on our side

I like my beer

I like my bread
I love my girl
I love my head


I'm in the clear man
I'm in the dear

Because I'm a conservative
I'm a conservative
I really am

Ohyeslam

And it would mean so much to me

If you would only be like me
Yes it could mean so much to me


Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
I'm a conservative