Intro--


Sup fools?
It's me again.
Still faster than you.

You wanna know what I ride?
Listen up!


Chorus 1 --

I only ride park

I don't climb hills
I only ride downhill
I only ride park

I'm on the lift all day
And I don't have no chain
I only ride park

Screw your xc
And your 650b
I only ride park

Im passing all the noobs
And I'm still faster than you


Verse 1--

I got all the record times

I know the secret lines
And I never walk my bike
Always cuttin' in line

I only ride in the summer when the park is open
Trails closed for maintenance? Its time for poachin'
I don't compete but I act like pro racer

And I saved 20 grams with carbon spacers
I ride the hein train harder than Kenny Smith
And I taught Kyle Norbraten how to drift (robbed)

I'm so damn pro at everything that I do
If I did slopestyle I'd probably win that too
I don't pedal to the trail cause I have to get towed

And all my stuff is brand new cause I get free %#@! bro
I don't protect my arms, only wear this T
I love cutting off Joeys cause they're slower than me

The ladies like to call me the bike park king
I don't ride down %#@!, I jump the whole damn thing



Chorus 2--


I only ride park





Thirty laps in a day

My hands are locked this way
I only ride park
A million down?

I ride a billion down
I only ride park
Catwalks in line

Front page of decline
I only ride park
You ride chinless too?

Well I ride brakeless foo!

Verse 2 -- (JASON)


I'm a joey and its my first time here
I got my squid lid and all my rental gear

I got my pads strapped tight on top of my jeans
I'ma stormtroopin, go-gettin', shredin machine
First trail of the day, crank it up seems good!

Oh my god what the heck I didn't know there was wood
I risk road rash cause I wear a tank top
And I love blocking trails and standing on drops

My bike is from the 90's and it freakin' sends!
And I love getting rad with all of my friends
I make people cringe cause I ride all sketchy
If I aint' casin' jumps I'm landin' nose heavy
29ers are cool and I don't mind climbin'

Straight testing my skill on all the black diamonds
Today was a blast cause I conquered my fears
And I had a good ti-- Aw cool a deer!





Chorus 3 --

I only ride park

I got my legs spread wide
Only ride with a guide
I only ride park
Brake bumps all day
I always get in your way

I only ride park
You can find my trying to whip
While I wear new balance kicks
I only ride park
I got that safety glass steez
And I run into trees

I only ride park