One time, the ICP with this %#@!
For you and your boys to say "$#&@ yeah" to
Yo, G, kick some of that %#@! about the wizard and all that

Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed $#&@

Aw %#@!, homeboy, you should of seen me

I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed
With seven cans of brew going through my head

Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run no where

Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)
And don't laugh just yet
And it bland my mother$#&@ing eyes bet

And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon

Cuz this midget mother$#&@er and his boys are stepping
"Oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and killed that wicked old (*##$"

And they saying that I'm doomed
Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom
$#&@ this, I'm going back to where I stay

And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway

[Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone")]


Well, go on mother$#&@er!


Now I'm roaming just like basshead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know

Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't playing this bull%#@! no more
So I whip out the nickel plated double-four

Best tell my $$# how to get back
Or I'll blow the straw out your $#&@ing head
You wanna see the wizard?

$#&@ yeah, I do
Get me off this pole and I'll come with you
You know the wiz

Yeah, its the road for him
Then he gave me on a 'gene
Now I gotta bullet for him

So me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes

I ain't seen one mother$#&@ing rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought, there go the tin man

How to get to the wizard?
What the $#&@
I ain't saying %#@! until you oil me up

I don't see any mother$#&@ing oil, bro
Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull
Huh, just like the book said

Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto


"Somewhere over the rainbow"
(Shut the) $#&@ up, (*##$

[GUNSHOTS]
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho
This is the southwest mother$#&@ing ghetto zone, (*##$

So pick your !@$# $$# up
And you and Toto get the $#&@ on


Yeah, we've come a long way
Drop the mother$#&@ers all the way to Del Ray
And I'm a wonder land story book tourist

Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear

Hoods and hoodlums and thieves, oh my [3x]
I'm a kick somebody in they $#&@in' eye
Don't $#&@ with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet guaranteed won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying

You've come and buck with the $#&@ing lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
Or what?
Or I'm a let this nine unfold
Man, $#&@ this, come back to Del Ray

There you can rob mother$#&@ers any day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hastle

They all just got the $#&@ out our way
I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J

[Interlude]


Yo, where's the mother$#&@ing wizard stay
Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cuz there's no place like Detroit

Welcome to the wizards kingdom

The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said
Welcome to the wizards kingdom
Sorry, mother$#&@er, this is where you'll stay
Scarecrow, you ain't %#@! to me
And the lion ain't %#@! but a snack for three
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker
I'll chew your $$# up and spit bullets out, mother$#&@er


We let it rain,
Seventy-nine slugs to his $#&@ing brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking

Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that %#@! was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was finning to tell everybody
But I just let it pass

Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk $$#