What did I do? Tell me:tell me what did I do?
Tell me: NOTHIN'! I did nothin' wrong! Tell me. Nothin'!
Look at that guy over there he's so skinny

He'd prolly suck my dick for a penny
That's $#&@in' nasty what kinda (*##$ does he get
The kind that smells like %#@! with a scabbed lip

Pushin' all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a !@$!
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes

Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The mother$#&@ers $$# is prolly molded shut
Bet he's got tadpoles livin' on his butt

I $#&@in' don't understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they $$#

I wanna tell him GET THE !#@* OFF MY BLOCK!
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He ain't good for %#@!, but bringin' our property down

Draggin' his funky $$# around
He's starvin', sportin' a pair of troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara

Wantin' everyone's affection
Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin' at my own reflection
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,

Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and:


Where the $#&@ is this (*##$, she makes me sick
I'm guessin' right now she's got a mouth full of dick

I know she $#&@s on me, who needs proof
She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth
I bet she $#&@s people in my own bed

He wears my slippers while she's givin'em head
Look what I do, I get away with it
What the $#&@ makes me think that she ain't never did it

Last time I beat her $$# wasn't %#@!
Fat lips ain't nothin', this time I'm breakin' somethin'
She's gonna learn not to gimme any hassle

I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!
I'm the one who:failed in life
I'm the one who takes it out on my wife

She don't cheat, who am I tryin' to fool
I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,

Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and:


This is the 3rd time you've come before me
You think you're the %#@!, you wanna ignore me

I told you last time I'd put you away
I don't give a $#&@ what you say, obey me
I am the overseer, a special being

Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team
$#&@ you, $#&@ you, $#&@ you, $#&@ you, I could say it all day
I swear to God you say one mother$#&@in' thing to me I'll put you away

I might not be God but I'm the next best thing
Honor your honor, hail me as a king
You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free

See your destiny is all up to me
"All Rise" You heard it, loud and clear
But today, I take a load off in that electric chair

I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell
[Repeat chorus and last line till fade]