Welcome to the dark carnival....
Violent J....Shaggy 2 Dope....
The Insane Clown Posse....

We'll live forever...Live forever...
Come join us....Carnival awaits us...
Take my hand...Take my hand....

Shangri-La...Live forever...
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird
I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard

I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow
It's alright though, there's enough who do

And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here, I can promise you this
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bull%#@!

Bling bling, all the money they got
All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive

Only we rap about $#&@in' a bee-hive
You wanna keep it real, walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor

But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away, take me away

I love for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival... Come take me away, take me away

Funhouse, freak shows, and murder-go-rounds
$#&@ how you lookin', paint it up like a clown
Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense

Faygo flyin' everywhere, $#&@ makin' sense
And that's the beauty of it, look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page

Run with everybody or walk with our crew
And stand on the moon, face the world and say $#&@ you
I ain't sitting out playing that %#@!

Put me in the ground where my juggalos is
Treat me special, I'ma leave your lip drainin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon

Let 'em laugh now, let 'em laugh for years
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cuz that's where I'm goin', and if you're not

Bump that other %#@! and hear about the ends they got, hahaha
I live for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival...
Come take me away, take me away
I love for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away, take me away

Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever
Come take a journey through heaven and hell
See what we have to come, and share the story I tell

Walk hand-in-hand with the devil and God
Let 'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd
$#&@ newspapers, $#&@ magazines

$#&@ A&Rs, and your ball-huggin' jeans
$#&@ anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say

I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act

We like 'em just like that
$#&@ your Grammy's, $#&@ your Music Awards
I strangle your host, with his microphone cord

$#&@ anybody who ain't down with the clown
From now until millennium's after, I'm dead in the ground
[Chorus till fade]