Once upon a time there were three little pigs
who went out into the big world
to build thier homes and seek thier fortunes.


The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood

He likes to $#&@ his sister and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy $#&@in' swine!
I rode into town with my axe in my holster

Everybody knows about the wicked piggy boaster
The sherrif at the border ,he tried to take me out
I drew my axe with the quickness-and cut his adam's apple out!

Walked in the village and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door and shot me in the face
And blew me off the porch-and blew my head in half

But I'm a Juggalo so it only made me laugh (ha ha!)
Axe in hand, I rose like the dead
And swung with all my might- made a thump noise in his head

Since we out west, I grabbed a shotgun
And blew his $#&@in tounge out the back of his cranium!!


[CHORUS:]
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like a sound when you hear a piggy die

I might choose a gun (NO!)
I might choose an axe (YES!)
The Carnival's in town- come and get your piggy snacks


The second little piggy, his house is made of brick
And this little piggy is a mother $#&@in dick

He lays down his rules and reads you your rights
In that funny lookin car with the little blinkin lights
I drive a volkswagon bug 17 deep

Packed fulla Juggalos, lights out and we creep
To the piggy station and lay on the horn
First piggy out- we blow his lungs out his uniform

Now they in persuit like Starski and Hutch
But theres only two of them-the rest are out to lunch
They call up Dunkon Doughnuts to gather up the rest

25 piggies with they bullet-proof vests
We lead them in a chase,they bustin off rounds
But now they all $#&@ed cuz we at the Carney grounds

And they gettin swallowed by their very on breed
DARK CARNIVAL and wicked clowns because we need....


[CHORUS 2x]

The last little piggy, his house is made of gold

He lives in a mansion on his own private road
I started walking down it- the gaurd he told me wait
I snapped his $#&@in neck in two and slammed his nuts in the gate

Cuz this little piggy must defianatly die!
I'm a lop his nugget off and toss it in the sky
And then I watch the moon take the form of the devil

And pull it out the sky and beat it with a shovel
People in my city, they fightin for they meals
He sleeps on a matress stuffed with hundered dollar bills

A richey is the devil- he never will admit it
So I'm 'a cut his hand off and slap his face wit' it
Opened up his door, he sleeping in his bed

I grabbed a brick of gold and slapped it upside his head
He begged for his life, I told him its too late
And tied his neck in a knot and watch him suffocate

Cuz I need...

[CHORUS 4x]