[Samples]
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-(*##$."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-(*##$."

"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-(*##$."
"Wicked...W-Wicked." "B-B-B-B-(*##$. (*##$-B-(*##$."


[2 Dope (Samples) {Violent J}]
Well, it's on. It's on like neden hoe $#&@
I'm 2 Dope and I'm $#&@in' drunk

Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin' out my drawers
Yo, SUCK MY BALLS!
All I wanna do is choke a (*##$

Roll up a jimmy and smoke the (*##$
I dropped outta school and I quit my job
All I wanna be is a fat, $#&@in' slob

'cause I don't care about none of y'all (*##$es!
Shut the $#&@ up and drop ya britches ("B-(*##$.")
'cause I'm cloggin' a bank! {"A bank!"}

So I don't give a $#&@ about what none of y'all thank
When I do a show, I wreck the place
I run around the stage kickin' (*##$es in the face

'cause I ain't nothin' soft,
so you and your boys can straight !#@* OFF!!!


SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
You can suck my nutsac, yo
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!

You can shake, you're dime-stank though
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
You can kiss my $$#, ya punk (*##$!

SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
Yo, $#&@ you and ya Momma ain't %#@!!


[Phone Ringing]

[Pizza Guy (Violent J)]

"Uh, Pizza Boy Pizza."
("I want a large, extra cheese pizza.")
"Pick-up or delivery."

("Delivery!")
"Okay, your address?"
("Yeah, it's near the high school. 232 !#@* OFF!!")


[2 Dope (Violent J) {Samples}]
When I was eight, I was on crack

I had Ms. Pella trained on the back
$#&@in' after school every day
I turned that old (*##$'s neden hairs gray ("He-he-he.")

'cause the Dope is all that!
My Mother's a witch and my Daddy's a hunchback
and nobody could $#&@ wit' me

I used to drive a hearse to school, G,
with a stiff hangin' out the back
(*##$, you wouldn't know %#@! about that!

But there's one thing that I hate
It's always been hard for me to find a date ("AHHHHH!") {"B-(*##$."}
'cause I show up nice and neat

AND THEN STRANGLE 'EM IN THE BACK SEAT! ("He-he-he!")
'Cause if you know, the Shaggs ain't soft
If you don't like it you can !#@* OFF!!!


[Violent J]
"What's up? Violent J, the Southwest Juggala.

You-know-what-I'm-sayin'? I walk into a (*##$'s house,
walk up to they Mom, grab 'em by the face and say '$#&@ off!'"


[2 Dope]
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
You and your Momma can suck my dick!

SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
You can shake your (*##$-ass quick
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!

I could give a $#&@ less, G
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
'Cause you ain't worth %#@! to me!


[Violent J {2 Dope} (Samples)]
Violent J, the motha$#&@in', blood-suckin' vampire
Please stomp on my head 'cause it's on fire!
I got another funky rhyme so let me kick it

{NAH! !#@* OFF, !#$*! THIS IS MY RECORD!} ("B-(*##$.")

[2 Dope (Violent J) {Samples}]
I walk up like a mental case
and start throwin' left hooks at ya face

I won't mix no rap with rock-n-roll
like somebody else I know. {"B-(*##$."}
(*##$ boy, you can suck my sack
and after that you can kiss my $$#crack
And freaks, you ain't all that

!@^% ain't %#@! but sacs are fat! ("(*##$!")
'Cause if you really wanna know what I think,
I think your neden stank like a fish tank
So in the early cracks of dawn,
take your two fat sacks of %#@! and get the $#&@ on!

("He-he, he-HE-he-he!")
Best leave me a dollar for Faygo, (*##$,
or I'ma have to bust you in your $#&@in' lips! ("Ha-ha-ha!")
Next time you think I'm soft,
I hope you remember to !#@* OFF!!!


SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
All you (*##$es hate me anyways..
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
... so you can suck my nuts all day!
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
You can lick my nutsac, Tiffy!
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!

Yo, you can suck my $#&@in' dick!

[Sample]
"I'll say one thing, baby.
When Carol said you were a cooky nympho cunt,
she sure as hell wasn't kidding.
Well, that's it 'til next time, (*##$!"


[2 Dope {Violent J}]
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU! ("!#@* OFF, !#$*!")
{"Ya-know what I'm sayin'?"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"I-C-P's in tha motha$#&@in' neck town!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU! ("YOU CAN SUCK MY !#$#!")

{"Ha-ha-ha!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"Peace to Atlanta, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'?"}
{"Blitz in the motha$#&@in' house!"} ("YEAH, MOTHA!#@*A!")
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"Atlanta, GA, you-know-what-I'm-sayin'? Toledo!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!

("WOOO-HOOO!")
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"Motha$#&@in' Lexington."} ("YEAH! !#@* OFF!")
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"Motha$#&@in'... you-know-what-I'm sayin'?"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
{"Mo'$#&@in', uh... you-know-what-I'm sayin'?"}

SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
("!#@* OFF!") {"$#&@ off, man!"}
SUCK MY NUTS, !#$*! !#@* YOU!
FUUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFFF!
$#&@ off!
{"Bring it on, (*##$!"}