[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well, I don't understand the phenomenom
We $#&@ing these hoes that look like spallala

Rich boys think that is %#@!ty
But I like $#&@ing crackheads with one tit
And I do it at the drop of a dime

And I get the scabies almost every time
So let's talk about my nutsac
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballzac


[Violent J]
Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no (*##$

I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
Cuz (*##$ if I'm itching when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome

You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it
Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though

I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho
And know I'm like (*##$ how can this be
Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV

Then try to walk to the store and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady

That I $#&@ed in the shed
Then the little critters on my dingaling said


[Chorus (2x)]
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts

Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, $#&@ dirty butts (!@#%s)


[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I met this (*##$ and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic

(*##$, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me what's up with that
Should of said something bout your bug problem

Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, (*##$
Can't keep my mother$#&@ing hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls

Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry
And sizzle those mother$#&@ers off my wang


[Violent J]
So you wanna $#&@ around, always gotta buck around
Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found

Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts
Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts
But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin

Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting
But I ain't going out like a (*##$, yo, $#&@ that
Stick em in a blender and hit the switch

Then I hit the (*##$

[Violent J]

Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
$#&@ed her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang

Then I heard my dingaling sang

[Chorus (8x)]