Spoken:
A horrible thing that we started doing now
When you see two characters that super don't go together, we go

Ohhhh I totally ship it!

Sung:

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some !@$^y fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,

In canon they have never met?

I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.


I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.

The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad?


I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.

You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space

Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!


I ship it!
I ship it!


They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,
Don't tell me I need to calm down?


I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.


You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.

Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!


I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.

I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care.
I ship it.