You can't trust a big butt and a smile
No, that's the old style
In ninety-deuce, %#@! ain't quite the same

(*##$es gotta brand new game, yo
It's kinda hard to see
But the dating game ain't what it used to be

Back in the day, if a ho wanted ya dough
She give you a piece of $$# and there we go
Go and get knocked up and then get socked up

You be broke and locked up
But the news done hit
(*##$es all over on some new improved %#@!

To y'all macks
Come to find out that (*##$es are pullin jacks
I remember every night all you had to worry about

Was gettin caught at a red light
And the ^!$$% gettin ya five, day to days
Now %#@! done changed

Cos you gots to watch the ones in the skirt
And it ain't about gettin burnt
I know it sounds strange, but could you

Stop thinkin with ya dick for a change
Cos you'll get a bullet in your brain, Mr Rich
And about that (*##$, don't trust em


[Chorus]


(Ice Cube comin at'cha with a crazy (*##$)
Don't trust no ((*##$! (*##$! (*##$!)
(Ice Cube comin at'cha with a crazy (*##$)

You can't trust no ((*##$! (*##$! (*##$!)
[Repeat]


Here's how the (*##$es jack:
They try to catch a dumb ^!$$% in the act
You came to the club, stepped to the bar

And pulled out a wad of Doves
After you got buzzed, she walk by
You saw how big her $$# was

Got her on the dancefloor
And she started dancin like a ho
Jimmy got stiff, she ain't have a ride home

So you gave the (*##$ a lift
She didn't wanna trouble you
But hopped her big $$# in your BMW

Hopped to her house and started kissin
And Jimmy just wouldn't listen
Cos you got real ^^&$#*

And that ain't cool at four in the morning
Started undressing the ho
Got to the drawers and the ho said "No!

"Not on the first date
"It's gettin kinda late, could you come back at eight?"
You said "Yeah!" cos you thought you met a wholesome ho

But ^!$$%, she know you rollin in some dough
And you'll regret and somethin 'bout a (*##$ you just met
Don't trust em!


[Interlude:]
[scratching of BBD's 'Poison' and PE's 'Don't Believe The Hype']


Eight o'clock on the dot, ^!$$%'s hot
Dick hard as a rock

Straight on a solo creep
Can't wait till her little boy go to sleep
So you can seduce the G

Bust a nut and make an excuse to leave
You got her worked out cos you the man
But the (*##$ got diff'rent plans

She said "Take off your clothes, jump in the bed"
While she powder her nose
You get butt naked, cos you ready to wreck it!

Cos you's a mother$#&@in punk, next thing you know
The door flies open with a blast
With four ^!$$%s in ski masks

Pointin a gun at the pimp
You're scared as a mother$#&@er and Jimmy done went limp
They beat you down just a taste
Take ya to your house and make ya open up the safe
Drove you far, tied up in the trunk of your own $#&@in car

Take you out and pop the cap
I told you the (*##$ was a trap
Don't trust em!

[Chorus]