"Yeah this is a story of a famous dog
of a dog that chases it's tail, will be dizzy"


[Ice Cube]
Met her snake $$# at a barbecue bash
She had a lot of $$# and a twenty dollar stash

.. of some of that superb 'erb
She said, "I got the chronic, so $#&@ whatcha heard"
"Ice Cube do you wanna hit this?

This %#@! is hype, sho' you right"
Soon as she passed me the J and a lighter
Me and this hoodrat (*##$ got tighter

Talkin all day on the blanket (so whassup?)
with her $$# jacked up, beggin me to spank it
Lookin like a host from the Barbary coast

^!$$% don't wanna get burnt like toast
Whassup wit deez nuts in ya me-outh
Aight everybody.. c'mon we out

Took her to the six dollar hole in the wall
and I like how she's holdin the balls
Gobble gobble, from the incision

Stuff that (*##$ and it ain't Thanksgiving
Didn't even have to $#&@ all night long
Take me home, damn it's on

Jumped out the cover, snatched off the rubber
Met the hoe's mother - yo whassup?
Got the seven digits and I'm gone'n

that's the kinda (*##$ you can call at 2 n the morning

[Chorus: Ice Cube]


Not just knee deep, she was O.G. deep
when she did the freak with me

Not just knee deep, she was O.G. deep
when she did the freak with me


"Yeah this is a story of a famous dog
of a dog that chases it's tail, will be dizzy"


[Ice Cube]
I bumped this hoe on the danceflo'
Where you wanna go? She said, "I don't know"

I thought I had a treat in the passenger seat
Now her $$# wanna get somethin to eat
From where? She said, "Denny's I figure"

I said hell naw cause they don't like ^!$$%z
Let's go to my house and order Domino's
and maybe I can get the (*##$ out her clothes

Got to the panties, her $$# started fightin
and I'm thinkin bout my dog Mike Tyson
Took her $$# home, all alone (ring ring)

Whoa-oh, there go the phone
Ay whatcha doin? "Nuthin"
Then what about screwin?

Now I'm $#&@in and I'm yawnin (*YAWN*) yup
but thank God for the (*##$
that'll come/cum at 2 n the morning


[Chorus]


[Ice Cube]
You the kind of girl to eat a dick up raw
and drink a 40 through a straw

And I love ya, cause you're down to get dug
and your man don't know you're gettin $#&@ed by a thug
You a woman that's true (that's right)

Doin what the $#&@ you wanna do
And it's cool, cause you got a purse full of rubbers
and I'm a friend of your brother's (yup)

So jump your freaky $$# in your Hyundai
I got a room at the Omni
Nothin tricky, no you ain't picky

Whassup Nikki? Down for a quickie
Get your lil' dickie and your Mickey and you're straight
and gotta be at work by 8

Called you last night, you wasn't home and
damn - it's half past 2 n the morning

[Chorus]


"Yeah this is a story of a famous dog
of a dog that chases it's tail, will be dizzy"

[girl] Hello?
[Cube] Yo whassup this Cube, whatchu doin?

[girl] I'm asleep
[Cube] Asleep? Get yer $$# up and come over here
[girl] Want me to drive way over there?
[Cube] Yeah, come on through and %#@!, y'know, it's about 2
[girl] Alright, here I come...