(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)


The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I'll do you in the bottom while you drink a Sangria


Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float


We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I###, I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor

(oh) that's a nice lady, who I'd like to spank her

(boats n' hoes

Boats and hoes, I gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2 )

Deadliest catch, without the crabs

We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a #~!!@ pirate my name is Jack Sparrow

I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow

Make sure to wax

Use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when i### in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin' dry land

Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!

Anchors away, and shiver me timbers,

we like to $#&@ ladies with our eight-inch members!
Love me hookers who be a curvy,
eatin lemons and lime no don't contractin the scurvy!

Drop the archor give the hoe a shout,
cuz I'm usin my compass to find a nappy dugout!


(boats n' hoes
Boats and hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x3 )


Thats the male Mariah Carey y'all, give it up!