If one can work an unsupervised role,
Then one has fulfilled ones parent's goal.
And if one can work as a member of a team,

Then one has achieved ones parent's dream. (x2)

So, club (club, club...) us into a brand new status

And teach us to score some !@#%s.

Want to club (club, club...) us into a brand new status

And teach us to score some !@#%s? (x3 under next verse)

I want to buy property in the dump-end of town.

And I want a job where, where I get to lie down,
Until I'm carving cartilage and talking marriage.
I can promise you pretty ones champagne fountains

And ice sculpted swans!

But I love you you you you (I really love you),

But I love you you you you (I proper bad love you),
But I love you you you you (I forgot to say I love you),
But I love you you you you (but I love you yes I really really love you)

Just like I love myself