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Horrible Histories lyrics : "The Borgia Family"


Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare
Italian barmy army, the Borgia family

Our daddy was Rodrigo
I had a monstrous ego
Where he makes trouble we go

The Borgia family

Our tale begins renaissance Spain,

It's leaders were a shower
So I run out of patience
So began in my quest for power

I splashed my cash to all the people
Cardinal and hope
They'd be bought they were in short

So I became the pope
More power than I oughta
Blood's thicker than water

Appoint my sons and daughter
To run a dynasty
With daddy as the pope I could do as I pleased

Was ace, I'd kill a man who dare
Like invade my personal space
I found a husband for Lucrezia

Rich Giovanni Sforza, do you love him?
Yes of course but love his power and money more so
Now married to the Sforza's this opens up new doorsa

They will not stand before us
The Borgia/Sforza family


Yes, and while we're at it we will marry son Gioffre
Aged twelve but so what soon will be
The Borgia/Sforza and the Naples family


When the Sforza family
Eventually bores ya

With just an oldly marriage if he refuses to divorce ya
Don't I get a say?
Don't threat, for you another man I'll get

Alfonzo of Aragon
I like him this could go on and on!
You like him I've gone off him

His pretty face makes me wince
You killed him???
Yeah I'm the new modern form

Machiavelli's prince
Giovanni run the army but Cesare said
No way! I'll kill you if you cross me I might kill you anyway

I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all
As long as dads alive there's not a single chance I'll fall
Huh aaaaah!

awww nooo
We suddenly lost status
It seemed the whole world'ld hate us

The Borgia family RIP

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