Well, I c'mon down to the Roadkill Cafe
You never can tell what's from the highway today
There's always good food on the old buffet

They got armadillo pie and squirrel souffle

Chorus

Down at the Roadkill Cafe
You always get a good meal
At the roadkill cafe

You always get a good deal
At the roadkill cafe
It don't take much of your pay

You kill it-we'll grill it-you can eat it today

If ya hit a deer, run over a skunk

don't despair, just put 'em in the trunk
Bring 'em on down to the Roadkill Cafe
One man's mistake is another's gourmet


Don't worry your head if it's not Grade A beef
This stuff's got protein and cholesterol relief

It's almost fat free and don't cost a thing
Sometimes it's better than Burger King