If you watch My Little Pony
(Join the herd!)
If the best one is Rarity
(Join the herd!)
If you've got nothing better to do
(Join the herd!)
If you don't mind a fic or two
(Join the herd!)
Just a bunch of happy people
Passionate about ponies
Kinda weird you might say (NO!)
That shit is fucking manly
They fight against dragons, hydras
And characters from Star Trek
So stop pretending that you're a man
And buy a toy and brush its mane
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit out of you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
If you like how Sweetie Belle sings
If you analyze everything
If you think Rainbow likes fillies
If you think Cupcakes is shitty
If you're scared people will think you're gay
If they already thought so anyway
If you get offended easily
If you haven't lost your virginity
If you think you're superior
Because you don't ship the mane six
No better idea than to join us
Online and talk about it
And if you think you're too smart
To do this and want people to know it,
Write a song about that
And hope it'll be funny
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit out of you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
Bronies are the coolest people on this planet
Because we've got no jobs
Unemployed people can have 'em instead
And because we forever will be lonely virgins
Our children's education and drugs
You won't have to pay
If you like to criticize
If you've noticed Applejack can lie
If you really hate Merriweather
And if you're not very good with girls
PMVs (join the herd)
Good music (join the herd)
Fanfics (join the herd)
OC's! (join the herd)
Rule 34 (join the herd)
Bikinis (join the herd)
Fetishes (join the herd)
Tara Strong (join the herd)
Pony rump (join the herd)
Manchildren (join the herd)
TF2 (join the herd)
Trixie (join the herd)
Appledash (join the herd)
Marshmallows (join the herd)
Futashy (join the herd)
Bronycon (join the herd)
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit outta you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit outta you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
Send "The Herd (Join It)" Ringtone to your Cell 
(Join the herd!)
If the best one is Rarity
(Join the herd!)
If you've got nothing better to do
(Join the herd!)
If you don't mind a fic or two
(Join the herd!)
Just a bunch of happy people
Passionate about ponies
Kinda weird you might say (NO!)
That shit is fucking manly
They fight against dragons, hydras
And characters from Star Trek
So stop pretending that you're a man
And buy a toy and brush its mane
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit out of you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
If you like how Sweetie Belle sings
If you analyze everything
If you think Rainbow likes fillies
If you think Cupcakes is shitty
If you're scared people will think you're gay
If they already thought so anyway
If you get offended easily
If you haven't lost your virginity
If you think you're superior
Because you don't ship the mane six
No better idea than to join us
Online and talk about it
And if you think you're too smart
To do this and want people to know it,
Write a song about that
And hope it'll be funny
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit out of you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
Bronies are the coolest people on this planet
Because we've got no jobs
Unemployed people can have 'em instead
And because we forever will be lonely virgins
Our children's education and drugs
You won't have to pay
If you like to criticize
If you've noticed Applejack can lie
If you really hate Merriweather
And if you're not very good with girls
PMVs (join the herd)
Good music (join the herd)
Fanfics (join the herd)
OC's! (join the herd)
Rule 34 (join the herd)
Bikinis (join the herd)
Fetishes (join the herd)
Tara Strong (join the herd)
Pony rump (join the herd)
Manchildren (join the herd)
TF2 (join the herd)
Trixie (join the herd)
Appledash (join the herd)
Marshmallows (join the herd)
Futashy (join the herd)
Bronycon (join the herd)
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit outta you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
We don't care who you are or what you like to do
We just want to love and tolerate the shit outta you
Don't listen to the people who will call you a nerd,
Just learn to love the cute ponies and come and join the herd
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