Sam invents the you you want to see
Don't believe in predestiny
Bacon you never need to bring home

Sam Hell gets you redeemed
By grace alone


Sam's the mayor of First Avenue
Nothing goes on the he doesn't want to
A wife that wears his thin stocking hat

She's known for making good
Gravy and cat


Heart attack
Time to eat and pay
Cellulite won't wash away

You never knew if you'd been dead or
Just old
Sam Hell never gets that cold.