Baby on the drive,
Time is almost five
Laundry basket i

Sit in while lee tries
To tell me i should know,
Tell me i would grow,

Sticking fourteen stones
Gently up my nose.
So i shoved one up

Until it got stuck
Five more then im done
Playing with lees no fun,

Dad came out the front door and he saw
Only lee sticking a rock
Up his nose while i just watched

Dad chased him around the block

Dad caught him real quick

Then he gave him %#@!
Hospital by six
His nose the doctors fixed.

I sit on the drive
Waiting till they arrive
Nose is full inside

Trying to stay alive

Lee was too scared to tell dad how many

Stones up my nose no one says
Till one day a bleeding face
Stone falls from my nose they say

They say