Well I came home the other night
I thought I had a bride
had a big fat momma layin' on the floor

Sayin' look here daddy dun' treat me right
The situation was, as I recall
Lookin' pretty bad

Look here Momma, you know, I say
Your the bestest woman that I ever had
She lay on the bed, and ????? ??? ??? head

I didn't know if I was 'live or dead
Cause I said Momma, try some o' this stuff
Well she opened her mouth and popped one in

She said Oh Daddy you know what I mean
I can't help nothin' but see what's on my mind