I wake up in my racecar bed
Tame the puff that's on my head
My feet are cold as they hit the floor

I don't think I'm home anymore
John shouts "hank, I don't mean to scare ya
But I think that we woke up in nerdfighteria

Settle down, clear the area
Then look out the window"


Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
(Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D


There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends

Making videos happily
On nerdfighteria island


Dressin up like I did in high school
Takin sexy photographs
Talkin of women who like men

And giraffes who like giraffes!
Lets go down to nerdfighteria city
Where the roads are paved with peeps and

Everyone is so witty
And there are no perverted creeps


Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
(Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D


There's nothing that I'd rather eat
Than foods that perfectly blend

God I love smoothies made of meat
On nerdfighteria island


There's certain rules you should obey
Like never ever FTBA
And now I come tho think of it

Lets take that worldsuck down a bit
We don't care one iota
About winner, south dakoda

Now that we have oue awesome island
With awesome seas and awesome awesome


Cuz I don't know what it is that I can see
(Don't know what it is that I can see)
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3D


There's no place that I'd rather be
Than living here with my nerdy friends

Making videos happily
On nerdfighteria island
On nerdfighteria island