AMBER
They came from way far out
In outer space

She's hard to miss and so
They landed on her face
She's got cooties


(GIRLS)
Cooties


AMBER
They found a place to nest


(GUYS)
She's got cooties


(GIRLS)
Cooties


AMBER
If I were her I'd be depressed

Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs


"Oh no, get 'em away!"

AMBER

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
Her pet skunk ran away

'Cause it couldn't take the smell
She's got cooties


(GIRLS)
Cooties


AMBER
Nobody wants to sit by her- No No No!


(GUYS)
She's got cooties


(GIRLS)
Cooties


AMBER
No, don't need a coat
Cos she's got fur

Circle, circle

ALL

Dot, dot, dot

AMBER

Glad I got my cootie shot

C'mon boys, let's stamp 'em out


Cootie, cootie
C'mon boys!


Cootie, cootie


Cootie, cootie
C'mon boys!


Oh, no no no

(GUYS)

She's got cooties

AMBER

She's just as friendly as can be

(GUYS)

She's got cooties

AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality


(GUYS)
She's got cooties

AMBER
She's like a living twilight zone


(GUYS)
She's got cooties

AMBER

"Uh, can you get Rod Serling on the phone?"

ALL
Black, white, red, green
Every colour in betweeen

Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo

AMBER
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too


GUY
She-she, she's coming

AMBER
Somebody oughta hose her down


Oh, yeah

Somebody oughta hose her down

Yeah

(GUYS)

She's got cooties

AMBER
She's just as friendly as can be

(GUYS)
She's got cooties


AMBER
She shows them cootie hospitality

(GUYS)
She's got cooties


AMBER
This girl is sure to catch your eye

(GUYS)
She's got cooties

AMBER

She surely likes to let her free flag fly

C'mon boys!
Let's stamp! Let's stamp 'em out!
C'mon boys!
Let's stamp! Let's stamp 'em out!
C'mon boys!
Let's stamp! Let's stamp 'em out!
C'mon boys!
Let's stamp! Let's stamp 'em out!

ALL
Black, white, red, green
Every colour in between
Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down
Grew up in a cootie zoo

AMBER
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too