(feat. Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy)

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Ba ba da da
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Ba ba da da

Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)


It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke

But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend


And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in

Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes

And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is


We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun

I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)

Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast

But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son


And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)


I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home

And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile

Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise

And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten

And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard

And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but

Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend

I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)