[Sang by Beefcake The Mighty]
[Bass by Oderus]
Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue out

You're a moron
Turn on the radio.
Afraido.

Fire up that dim bulb And let some !@%!e $#&@ piss into your ear
[Chorus:]
Hit'em with a left

Hit'em with a right
Hit'em with a left
Now fight fight fight [x2]

This is a white world and yeah it sucks
Sheep-$#&@ing turd-kicking sow-sucking
Rednecks make me sick making hate babies

And worrying to death what I do with my dick
[Chorus]