Chorus 01


I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Its cold here everyday
I'm always wrapping presents

I Need a Fudging holiday

Hey!


I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Why can't we get away?

If we take just one year off
The kids will be okay


Verse 01

Sitting by the fire

On a cold winters night
Watching Baywatch on the television
Wishing I was Pamela Anderson


Laying on the sofa
Hot chocolate in my hand

A super secret family recipe
Whiskey and a dash of Valium


Pre Chorus

It's hard here in the North

Being Mrs clause
Frustrated and Bored
Cuz I'm always left alone


Chorus 02


I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Its cold here everyday
I'm always wrapping presents

I need a fudging holiday!

I'm sick and tired of Christmas

Why can't we get away?
If we take just one year off
The kids will be okay


The elves are antsy
And the reindeer are cranky

And it's always snowing
And the wind keeps blowing
And I'm sick and tired, sick and tired of Christmas


V2


Looking for stuff to do
Made a sexy video and put it on You tube
Got a million views on my channel Cuz

I twerked my Rump like Miley Cyrus

And Facebook is a bore

I can't take it anymore
My timelines full of elfy selfies
Pictures of cats and cute fluffy Puppies


Pre Chorus


It's hard here in the North
Being Mrs clause
Frustrated and Bored

Cuz I'm always left alone

Chorus 03


I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Its cold here everyday

I'm always wrapping presents
I Need a fudging holiday

Hey!


I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Why can't we get away?
If we take just one year off
The kids will be okay


The bells are jingling
And my feet are freezing
And I'm always working
And my nose is stinging...


The elves are antsy
And the reindeer are cranky
And it's always snowing
And the wind keeps blowing
I'm sick and tired of Christmas


Bridge

Ho Ho Ho
I bring peace and joy to all the world
And put smiles on children's faces

They depend on me every year
To eat all their milk and cookies
And when they hear the sleigh bells ringing
They are filled with a sense of giving
Christmas is that special time of year
So Lets all rejoice and all start singing...


Jingle bells jingle Be .........

Pre Chorus

It's hard here in the North
Being Mrs clause
Frustrated and Bored

Cuz I'm always left alone

Chorus 04

I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Its cold here everyday
I'm always wrapping presents

I need a Fudging holiday

Hey!

I'm sick and tired of Christmas
Why can't we get away?
I'm going to put on my Red bikini

And head down to LA

I'm a candy Junkie
And I've spend all my money
And The gravy's lumpy
And my presents are crummy


The bells are jingling
And my feet are freezing
And I'm always working
And my nose is stinging...

The elves are antsy
And the reindeer are cranky
And it's always snowing
And the wind keeps blowing
And I'm sick and tired of Christmas