Can I scream, or maybe just talk
About the lives that we lead and the paths that we walk
There's a god for the sun and the sea

Monotheism isn't for me

So ask yourself: What would Zeus do?

A pagan life, it just might be for you

Don't you see that all faiths are dumb*

But make the right choice and at least you'll have fun
It's time for us to take a stand
I say "F" the ineffable plan!


[*Oops, the correct lyric is "all faiths are ONE". I hope that little
Typo didn't offend anyone -editor's note]