(Frank)How do you do
I see youve met my faithful handyman
Hes a little brought downBecause when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman Don't get freaky
Dont get strung out by the way I look
Dont judge a book by its cover

Im not much of a man By the light of day
But by night Im one hell of a lover


Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania


Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like youre both pretty groovy

Or if you like something visual
Thats not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie


(Brad)
Im glad we caught you at home

Ah - could we use your phone
Were both in a bit of a hurry
Well just say where we are Then go back to the car

We dont want to be any worry





(Frank)

You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies dont you panic

By the light of the night
Itll all seem alright
Ill get you a satanic mechanic

Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
Why dontcha stay for the night - night

Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a man With blond hair and a tan

And hes good for reliving my tension
Im just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania

Im just a sweet transvestite From transsexual transylvania

So come up to the lab And see whats on the slab

I see you shiver with antici.....pation
But maybe the rain Is really to blame
So Ill remove the cause But not the symtom