Glee lyrics : "Getting Married Today"
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
Emma, I can't find my shoes!
Today is for Emma
Emma, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever
Today is for Emma, my happily soon-to-be wife
Emma, we're really getting married!
Pardon me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there, I wanna thank you all for coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate you going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of this to Will, remember Will,?
You know, the man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not
Because I wouldn't ruin anyone as wonderful as he is
But I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this day, tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down and feels dead
This dreadful day
Emma, I can't find my good cuff-links!
They're on the dresser, right next to my suicide note
Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding? What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon
Where suddenly he'll realize he's saddled with a nut
And wanna kill me, which he should
So thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today
Go, can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye
Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick
For a kick
You could pick
Up a christening
But please
On my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Will who may be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my !@#^yst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
And don't tell Will, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
Today is for
Go, can't you go? |Emma
Look, you know |Emma
I adore you all |I give you
But why |The rest of
Watch me die |My life
Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish
Look, perhaps |And to keep you
I'll collapse |To honor you
In the apse |Forever
Right before you all |Today is for Emma
So take |My happily
Back the cake |Soon-to-be
Burn the shoes and boil the rice |Wife
Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable
Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife
Down with Hepatitis and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you wanna see me faint I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candleholders
One more thing
I am not getting married!
Amen!
Softly said
But I'm not getting married!
Amen!
With this ring
Still I'm not getting married!
Amen!
I thee wed
See, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
Let us pray Let us pray
That we are getting married That I'm not getting married
Today! Today!
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