Puck with the New Direction Boys:
Ooohhh, you gonna take me home tonight
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight

Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round


Puck:
Hey
I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny

She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me


Hey hey!
Ho!


I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey

But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time

C'mon

Puck with the New Direction Boys:

Ooohhh, wont you take me home tonight?
Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round


Puck:
Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes

I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure

Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this


Puck with the New Direction Boys:
Ooohhh (Puck: I know) you gonna take me home tonight (Puck: Please)

Ooohhh, down beside that red firelight
Ooohhh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round (Puck: Yeah)

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooohhh yeah, ohh yeah, them fat bottomed girls (New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah yeah yeah, alright, ride em' cowboy (New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls)

Yes yes